Why?

Let's just say that Kat Von D has taken boyfriend tattoos to a whole new level. Too bad they broke up.

Slap ya Mama, Punch ya Daddy!

Many Moons Ago

I decided to start this blog many moons ago because I like to write. I was also going through an extended quarterlife crises so I needed somewhere to vent about my career frustrations. Unfortunately, I lacked the courage and strength to actually write about those. Instead, I ventured out into the world of career advice. All the salt in the world or what is required to make a human my size bloat couldn't make it less bland. My own blood couldn't bring themselves to reading it. Hell I won't even go back to previous posts because let's face it, if I hated my job I obviously wasn't the one to tell anyone how to do anything right about their career or a prospective career.

Now that I've left that place called the concrete jungle and found a happier place, I still envy those who can live the life of a starving artist because my heart and soul craves the finer things. I love things that gleam in a dim light like diamonds, and I love smooth durable fabrics like leather, and I think high quality plastic surgery is God's gift to man! He made some of us imperfect so that plastic surgeons can provide for their families and I'm totally okay with that. I just wish I had the cold hard cash in $1.00 bills so I can stack them high and hand them to the secretary/biller before I get my nose chiseled like a European goddess model. And that's all I've got to say about that!

Vinesh

I used to tell people that my parent's gave me a difficult name to spite me. It was a joke. They were probably pleased with their choice. I'm not sure if they were aware of the scrutiny and torment I would experience in my life because of it.

At some point I realized it would be best if I gave myself a typical nick name. It worked out well from middle school to high school. I was over doing that by the time I went to college it was back to my given name again. It was easier for people to adapt by then but I had to change it back to the typical nick name after I graduated so that I could actually get a job. I'm not saying I was discriminated against but I'm not exactly sure if it was a coincidence that I received responses only after I changed my name.

Fast forward many years later and someone told me she wanted to call me by my given name. I really do appreciate her for that, I truly do. Then she asked me how my name is pronounced and she came up with a combination of the nick name (Vanessa) and the given name(Benafsha) which resulted in "Vinesh." I thought I heard it all but this was truly the most creative and original.

For Sale Dell Large Leather Carrying Case

I'm selling this item on Ebay (Item number:250708558387). It is a Dell D-Series Laptop Case in black leather.

We gon' find you...homeboy!

It's amazing how one can find silver lining around the cloud. This video is from the news somewhere in Alabama. Anyway, it starts out sad and scary but towards the end the way the guy acts is hilarious.

The best of both worlds...

Think about this. If you had a spork in your silverware set, then you'd have the best of both worlds and more room in your silverware drawer.